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From: RonAvery <firstname.lastname@example.org>
To: Jack Landman <email@example.com>
Cc: Jake Lee <firstname.lastname@example.org>', Bobby Francese <email@example.com>
Date: Wednesday, July 15, 1998 5:02 PM
Subject: Hyperspace Alien waiting for interview confirmation
Dear Mr. Landman,
You asked if I would be on your show next week or this coming Saturday. I have not heard a word to confirm this. Your secretary said she would call me at 8:00 AM on Monday morning. I have not heard from anyone at KTSA. This is not a hoax. The human race will never hear from anyone more alien then myself and I am prepared to explain why as I did to Life magazine in 1992 when they published the breaking news of NASA'S Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence (SETI).
I have been translated by the most alien creature in the cosmos and you can be also. I can travel the cosmos to the most distant of galaxies forever. You can too. All that modern science and the entire world wishes for, I have obtained and they can as well. But they will not travel far without this operation.
I have one question for you: Why do you think nothing of talking to a SETI scientist that tells you nothing about anything in the most sophisticated terminology and you hesitate to speak to me who can tell you plainly everything you ever wanted to know about eternal travel in the cosmos?
Ronald F. Avery